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MEHHH MY KNEE I TOOK AN ARROW TO MY KNEE D.D
Oh my….I have a Big birthmark under/side of my chin and a birthmark on my upper leg
I fucking died because of a stab at the small of my back.
So I was killed by a tiny, circular object below my right knee?
I was killed right above my tailbone on my back… what the fuck was I doing?
…Well, that’s really awkward.
That explains all of the birthmarks on my back…
I was killed by my stomach, my knee, my foot, my ass and the back of my thigh?
omg, so I was killed by a vampire!! I mean, just look at my neck: